reason number one why i’ll never submit to a corporate job:
there is no fucking way in hell i’m working under an idiot.
and by idiot i mean people who are apparently incapable of connecting from point two to point three — and yet are so damn proud of themselves for just getting to point one.
case in point:
look, you dumbass, the business world has been seriously wired to the nets for at least five years. you work for a large corporation. your title and position are in super managerial status. so please don’t fucking act all superior just because you managed to remember to correct the spelling of THE most popular gTLD. anyone who’s been wired for less than a month knows that rule. it follows then that someone of your position who’s been wired for much longer than that should know that there is never any space between characters in an email address or html link. it’s fucking called an underscore idiot. and you should know by now that those may sometimes be hidden if the link is displayed in the usual hyperlink underline style. get a fucking clue. if this was a truly progressive society, i’d be able to drop kick that smirk off your face.
and another thing, it’s called grammar. learn that shit. people not in your business would have no clue what the fuck your message was about because your poor grasp on articulation is such that the average college grad would be confused. how in the fucking hell do idiots like you get the job?! or even stay breathing?!?!?!?
no, i did not wake up cranky.
this is like those idiots who get hit by an email virus EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME there’s a big one making its rounds. god forbid they should ever learn not to take candy from a stranger. the only people i excuse from repeat of this behavior are old people and kids under 10. they’re still getting used to the process…and in the case of old people, they probably will never truly integrate the concept of internet use into their lives. that’s fine. anyone between 10 and 60 who keeps opening each and every damn attachment they receive regardless of the sender…you fucking deserve the virus wash. email attachment viruses are some of the greatest inventions because it screens out the dumbasses who’ll never learn and keeps them out. too bad there isn’t a similar screening process for prospective parents.