pirates are cool. except i don’t like scurvy, salt water, dry skin, and smelly holds. ninjas are super stealth and wear sexy clothes. the best bonus is that they don’t worry about putting on makeup to impress society. they kill society.
thus, in conclusion, i’d like to be a ninja who hangs out with pirates occasionally at the local disreputable tavern. arrrgh.
we need a new fridge. in the three days since the discovery, i’ll bet many foods have perished. this has been, all around, a string of strikes in these here parts. boo.