the new 100 of geek/nerd/fanboy/uggomgswrawks
becase the older 100 is now in archive state, capital outdated.
1 : biggest geek crush? dr. daniel jackson, egyptologist.
2 : swords rule over guns any day.
3 : boys with spiky hair and tortured mental issues? i will always be a fan of square/enix.
4 : dream a little dream practically every night. and occasionally, it’s a nightmare.
5 : loooove comic-con. but know jack crap about comics.
6 : played 8 (9?) years of piano with not much to show for it.
7 : can instantly tell apart a work by mozart even if i haven’t heard it before.
8 : mozart kicks ass in everything. beethoven is always just that bit too over-done and handel is staid.
9 : am a fan of boy bands. happy kids psuedo-harmonizing is amusing.
10 : graphic adventure game freak. will swear by the power of the pegasus project any day.
11 : will swear by the power of grayskull too dammit.
12 : but back to games. because rpg/rts/sim (s) are some of the greatest braingasms ever gasmed by mankind.
13 : will keep diablo and seven kingdoms 2 installed on jedi bob forever.
14 : that’s right, my computer is named jedi bob. with a lightsabre external drive and everything.
15 : right atop jedi bob’s custom black case…is darth tater.
16 : won’t ever shut up about star wars. it looks to be a lifetime affliction.
17 : obiwan kenobi (old, young, bloated, hologram, whatever)…the best manipulative fucker ever.
18 : in that same vein, rufus shinra is awesome.
19 : emo is crap. vampire groupies are crap. get your own damn religion already.
20 : photoshop junkie. it’s true, oh it’s true.
21 : once a upon a time, i had kurt angle’s tune as a midi ringtone. and now i seek the final fantasy victory jingle.
22 : clothes are overated.
23 : but long coats with tails and mandarin collars are not.
24 : filet mignon bloody, thank you. with a 2:1 helping of gravy and mashed taters please.
25 : beef noodle soup, ikura, bulgogi, ramyun, and kfc extra crispy.
26 : total wait time for tpm (7 hours), aotc (4 hours), rots (10 hours).
27 : total view times for tpm (15), aotc (2), rots (5).
28 : are the prequels perfect? no. do i wanna hear you whine about why they aren’t perfect? hell fucking no.
29 : cobra commander is an excellent alter ego.
30 : can, will, and do make up nonsense words that carry much weight in meaning.
31 : haagen daaz junkie. a pint a week is tastier than any apple crap mmkay.
32 : freakiest sg-1 episode…a matter of time.
33 : teal’c with hair? i can’t…it’s just…i’m still trying get used to that one.
34 : so, uh, okay, whatever, sirius black died. right. i cried more for frank bryce getting the green zap.
35 : DUMBLEYDORE IS NOT DEAD. dammit.
36 : the more complex and layered a plotline/story, the better.
37 : many many props to kevin smith and his skewed views.
38 : ending to buffy? perfect.
39 : ending to angel? perfect.
40 : best buffy episode? tie between hush and touched.
41 : best angel episode? uh, i’ll get back to you on that.
42 : remember orco? well you should dammit!
43 : and slimer too. i’m all for funky sidekick pet thingies.
44 : grew up with streetfighter, mortal kombat, and double dragon.
45 : not that i could ever pvp for squat.
46 : can’t fps for squat either. the motion sickness inevitably kicks in about 10 minutes into a lvl.
47 : i cook the best…rice. in the whole world.
48 : not a code geek. wysiwyg saves me everytime.
49 : played violin for about 4 years. i sucked but no one knew. benefits of playing in an orchestra.
50 : collector of maps. with enough money, i’d probably start looking for the antique ones.
51 : also collect lightsabres. it’s a lost art.
52 : venti cap please. venti americano ain’t bad either.
53 : unless it’s 100% saturated lard, i’ll eat it. and even then, i’d hesitate and reconsider.
54 : back in the day…it was all about the intellivision burger time.
55 : good friends with the dictionary and his cousin, the thesaurus.
56 : what i really need are a giant collection of quotes and a book on word origins.
57 : ask me anything about king tut and i’ll tell you all. about. it.
58 : hardy boys? nancy drew? psssh. three investigators get it done better baby.
59 : anyone else ever read all of the phyllis a. whitney books?
60 : ender and co. always break my heart, whichever story of theirs i re-read.
61 : i got sucked in. it’s all george r.r. martin’s fault.
62 : first fantasy book ever read: robin mckinley’s the hero and the crown.
63 : will drink down anything by garth nix and jude watson.
64 : newbie feminist. life-long “all people suck equally” believer.
65 : use webmail exclusively. and it’s not yahoo or hotmail or even gmail.
66 : wheezy is our king. harry/ginny shipper kthxbi.
67 : t’ang dynasty > song dynasty > ming dynasty…..and any dynasty beats out the qing dynasty.
68 : not that the three dragons of the qing dynasty weren’t sofuckingbrilliant.
69 : a big fan of charlemagne and his chapel at aachen.
70 : greatest architects of all time? imhotep and kahn.
71 : whoever built chartres cathedral doesn’t suck either.
72 : there will never be enough room here to list my favorite buildings.
73 : buying thomas dolby’s retrospectacle album is some of the best money i ever spent.
74 : have logged 350+ hours on ff8. jesus christ.
75 : merchant/ivory productions are that damn good. usually.
76 : have watched about five different film versions of pride and prejudice. that story’ll never age.
77 : don’t leave the house much. too much to read, watch, play, photoshop.
78 : can and will climb onto ledges or lay down on the floor to get a good photo angle.
79 : have a camera wishlist. and a thinkgeek wishlist.
80 : used to know the entire script to pulp fiction by heart. also the entire script to a few good men.
81 : chunk. chuuuunnnnk!! y’know, the goonie kid.
82 : master of impatience.
83 : but anal about control issues and perfection (hence the 350+ hours in ff8).
84 : malcom x and donald duck. personal superheroes.
85 : drive a tank…with rust and everything.
86 : a fan of lists and organization. following through is something else entirely.
87 : jeans are the best invention ever. as are tank tops and button down shirts.
88 : the peak of brad’s sexiness? as louis in interview with a vampire.
89 : the house of flying daggers is not all that.
90 : power rangers suck. voltron is way better.
91 : i’ve got midichlorian theories and i don’t think the concept of midichlorians suck.
92 : loooooove disneyland. my happy place.
93 : best all-time first person anything? thief: the dark project
94 : copied down an entire website by hand once. complete with sketches and drawings.
95 : i credit any skill in my writing to spending three years of late-nighters on the highschool newspaper staff.
96 : all these years later, and still harboring a crush on tears for fears.
97 : persistent potty mouth.
98 : talk to myself. all the time.
99 : have dreamed in spider solitaire and photoshop layers.
100: salty preferred.