stupid fashion things
what’s with
- tops that are too long to be a top but too short to be a dress
- faux croc leather held together by chain straps (this was lame in the 80s already)
- handbags featuring more hardware than my local home depot
- shoe tips curling up and pretending to be arabian nights
- shoe tips that are so pointy i can spear a small dog with them
- shoes featuring fucking elastic
- leggings
- primary-colored every damn thing (so. ugly.)
- shabby chic style finishes (wtf i can tear and rip my own clothing thankyou)
- hobo styled handbags (no, i don’t want to carry a shapeless sack!)
- handbags that are horizontally longer than i am tall
- so over with that stupid peasant style. i’m not a hippy dammit.
- plastic accessories attempting to take over costume jewelry
shopping is so hard these days because apparently most designers left their sense of style in the trailer park.