mommy was cleaning out the storage today and found two Very Handmade “cards” that i crafted in grade skool. full of gibberish such as “i’m sorry i was mean” and “i hope you’re not mad”.
which leads me to conclude thusly:
1) LIES, ALL LIES!!! i apologize to NoOne!!!!!
2) even in grade skool my grammer was perfect. that’s just disgusting.
she refuses to throw the rubbish away. something about how it’s the only proof of me apologizing for making her angry she’ll ever have.
she’s also refused to believe that i wrote those words under duress (e.g. pressure from the teacher and all). i can’t believe she won’t trust her only child. that’s just disgusting ™.