oh yes.
i forgot.
my wee brain spit out a brilliant jewel last saturday.
witness… butt beams.
as in:
i’m installing million watt rear-end lights so that the next fucker who flashes high beams in my face will get a shitload of butt beams from my car’s butt.
god i’m so awesomical sometimes.
and by sometimes i mean, all the time.